(Lauren Sacks) Last week, I made the unfortunate error of hitting
“off” instead of “snooze” on my alarm clock. I rolled over about an hour later and
looked at the time in disbelief. I jumped
out of bed, grabbed my cell phone, and bolted into the bathroom. In this rush,
I slipped and tossed my cell phone into the toilet (which thankfully was filled
with clean water). I immediately fished it out, but the damage was done--my
phone had been submerged in toilet water. Now the panic really set it: I had no
means of communication and I was going to be late for work.
In retrospect, I realized there was something wrong with
this chain of events--I was in a huge rush, and I grabbed my cell phone to go the
bathroom. Why did I instinctively bring
my phone into the bathroom? Why do I feel so compelled to check my e-mails,
text messages, and Facebook updates as soon as I wake up?
Not surprisingly, I am not the only one who suffers from social
media addiction. Earlier this week, Oxygen Media and Lightspeed Research released a
study which sampled the social media habits of 1,695 adults. The study found
that 34% of women aged 18-34 check Facebook when they first wake up, even before they go to the bathroom. (The
key word here is “before;” hopefully, all of these women are smart enough to
not bring their phones into the
bathroom.)
The study also found that 39% of these women proclaim themselves
Facebook addicts. Does bringing your cell phone into the bathroom indicate
addiction? I fear that I might be an
addict, but I’m making small steps towards recovery and have not brought my
phone into the bathroom since the incident.
I hope that you will learn from my mistake and leave your cell
phone a safe distance away from all toilet bowls. However, if your phone does
come in contact with water, remove the battery and buy rice. I left my phone
overnight in a bowl of rice--the rice absorbed the moisture, reviving my phone!